You>Grenade+Sword+Train

Bruno Mars can sing. Oh, he sure can.

His songs are nice. No question 'bout that.

Many people love to repeat the lyric's of his songs. That's so true
AND IT PISSES ME OFF

Why?

Let's take the song 'Grenade' for example.

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"I'll catch a grenade for you"
- Do you know how retarded that is? Grenades are not easy to come by. The only people who ever use them are armies. Even normal police forces hardly have them. So, if there is a grenade for you to catch, that means an army is after you and/or you beloved. Even if you catch the grenade, you'll be shredded by a hundred rounds in the next 5 seconds.

Not that catching a grenade would solve anything, it will still explode. You do not have a magical touch that will cause the laws of physics to suddenly not work thereby preventing the detonation of the grenade. Catching the grenade or not will still result in you and/or your beloved to be shredded to pieces.

A more appropriate action would be to knock your beloved to the ground as far away as possible and lay on top of her/him(If your boyfriend needs you to do this, ditch him). This will shield her/him and ensure they're survival. Even you would stand a good chance of surviving.

Another course of action would be to grab a long object like a rod and bat the grenade away. This only works if you are 1st batter for an NBL team. If not, good luck. However, chances are that the grenade will explode before you even reach it. So yeah.

Now all this is purely theoratical due to what I mentioned in the first paragraph. Grenade or not, you and/or your beloved are DEAD. Face it.

"Throw my hand on a blade for you"
- Now this is interesting. How do you throw your hand on a blade? This would be best if the hand was no longer attached to your body when it is thrown.

Again, this solves nothing. Sword are hard to come by these days and are mostly found in museums/private collections. If someone can gain access to a sword, they are most likely rich. Meaning they have a great deal of resources. Definitely more than you and/or your beloved could ever have. This situation is similar to that of the grenade, even if you throw your hand on the sword you would probably die from some other cause soon enough.

Yet again, this actually solves nothing. A sword is an extremely long and sharp blade that can cut through almost anything when swung or thrusted. Your hand would not change anything. Slice and you lost your hand while your beloved is dead. Now that you maimed yourself, your own death is sure to follow. You might argue that perhaps the sword is not being swung. If it is not being swung then it poses no danger to your beloved. Therefore if you still choose to throw your hand upon the sword you are a classic case of DUMBASS.

"I'll  jump in front of a train for you"
- This is horrifically simple. Jumping in front of trains solve nothing. Even if you are a dumbass you would know that. I hope.

The only remote reason why you would jump in front on a train is if your beloved is trapped on the tracks. If that's the case, your body will not stop 600 tons of steel. I know you think you're superhuman but let's face it, your 50-80 kg ass will not even slow down the train. You would have a higher chance of saving your beloved if you tried to derail the train. The percentage of success using that method is 0.000000000000000001%. So the chances of success by jumping in front of the train is even less than that.

Get it? You would be better off just turning away so that you're not covered in the blood spatter. Killing yourself solves nothing. Unless you want to escape the grief of losing your beloved. But that's a different matter.

"Take a bullet through my brain for you"
- This is even better than the last one. Bullet through brain equals end of life. Don't start on how that guy on Ripley's survived. You're not that guy. You are you who will not survive a bullet through the brain.

Once again, you dead solves nothing.

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Realise that the explanations are getting shorter. Because the bottomline is, you will die and so will your beloved if you're faced with a grenade, sword, train or bullet.

Most of you will be thinking, "Doesn't this guy get it? It's just a song!"

I know that. That's why it pisses me off to hear and see it repeated everywhere like gospel by idiots who think they are being romantic.