Saturday, August 14, 2010

Compliments

You know those cliched compliments that everyone loves to give to the girl of their dreams? Let's overanalyze the meaning of the words.

'Your eyes are like stars'
- Simply put, stars a huge balls of fire that vaporize anything that comes too close. Most are so very very far away. By the way, looking at one from near enough will make you go blind. Eyes are generally used to connect with a person. Most human emotions can be conveyed through eyes.

Eyes that are on fire and look distant and make people go blind are not ideal to seduce others.

Scary?

'You/Your body make(s) sparks fly'
-Sparks are harmless. But sparks usually only happen when there's electricity. Electricity is very powerful and fatal to man.

Powerful body=Musclebound body=YUCK and Oh, you look like you're going to kill everyone who gets too close.

YUCK

Tried to do others but none really worked so that's it.

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