Reactions

Reaction to fail : You ain't grizz, baby!

Reaction to ownage : Sit down!

Reaction to slipping a swear word : Pardon my French (because you'all know how rude the French are)

Is this random enough, people?

Next Zidane?

Enzo Zidane. The next Zidane? Well, he actually is no matter what if you get what I mean.

He's shown talent and thanks to having a legendary father, Spain and France are struggling to get Enzo to wear their respective national jerseys at youth level. Enzo is now with Real Madrid and may be more inclined to play for Spain because of the decline of the French and the rise of the Spanish as a footballing power.

If you understand French, the video will probably mean a lot. If not, well, go to a corner and cry.