LOL # 16- YOU Pregnant ah?

I've seen a lot of aunties in my days but not as bitchy and shitty as SHE in the video.
She is one of the most deranged woman ever in my damn life!! D:
Happening in a train in Singapore

Goodbye for now

From now on, i won't be posting any posts for this few weeks cuz i'll really need to study for my final term examination... I know it's a lame excuse but hey! You guys wouldn't be sitting crappy subjects such as Bahasa Melayu and history in Malay anyways?

So, i bid farewall for now~~~

LOL #15 California Gurls PARODY I Love Minorities ~ Rucka Rucka Ali IamRucka

Everyone, including me and you are different and special in their own ways. We come from all over the world with different race or ethnicity and we should be proud of it. It's not the colour of the skin that differs us but our mind and soul. So i urged to all STOP RACISM, it doesn't bring any good...

Here's a song that express my concern to the world. Enjoy~ :D

Realism

Realism is something you find in real life AKA reality. Not in 'reality' shows or video games.

Honestly, don't start complaining about lack of realism in video games. Life isn't always fun, that's why only the fun parts were transported to video games. If video games WERE REALISTIC, I would never play them, ever.

Don't start complaining that video games belittle real world issues promote violence. War, combat, fighting and similar stuff are not 'fun' in the real world. Maybe for the real sick minority but not to most people.

So why are there so many games based on them? Because they give the player a sense of challenge, desperation and triumph without having to put yourself in danger. Online multiplayer components of these games appeal because they are rather like a sport, not because we love killing people.

LOL#11- Stop calling me a HOMO

Funny rant from a Christian video blogger on youtube who is upset that everyone is picking on him... because of a video he posted about being against the legalization of gay marriage. he admitted that he used to be gay but then decided that it wasn't fun so now he likes girls (yeah, right).

Beaver Fail

Justin Beiber. I don't like him but don't hate him either. I've refrained from bashing on him so far. Up till now.

At the VMA's he was lip-syncing to his song. He couldn't even do that properly because he failed at it and was found out.

While attempting a drum solo which was a piece of crap anyway, he was unable to hold on to his drumstick while banging away madly. Who can't keep hold of a drumstick? Honestly.

One hour later, he wins the award for Best New Artist.

WITFH

Spoilt For Choice

When I want to buy something, I walk into a store. Which store I walk into is decided by how big, clean and neat the store looks. Having customers and not tooooooooo many sales assistants helps as well.

When I walk in, I AIM to select what I want, buy it and the get the hell out of there. And then, I see the display rack.

Suddenly, I just don't know what to do. Rows and rows just boggles my mind. I become spoilt for choice. I definitely will not be asking for help for fear of coming off as a total dumbass.

Honestly, why the variety? I want the store to choose the few best products for me. Not get every conceivable brand from all corners of the world.

Now I have to worry about choosing a bad item. That should be the store's responsibility that I entrust them with; if i wanted to see all the different types, I would just go online and order directly from distributors. I wouldn't have to get my lazy ass into the store and be confronted by this nightmare.

Why bother stocking those low quality yet expensive products? Waste space and money much?

Variety looks good to the window shopper but is bad for buyers. Do away with it.

Merdeka

Yes, yes, Happy 53rd Merdeka and all that good stuff.

However, there is more to patriotism than meets the eye.

It's not about waving that flag or shouting it from the rooftops.

It's dedication and confidence in your own country.

Yet, many do not see this and attempt to ENFORCE patriotism.

Biased Much?

Let's take a look at recent world disasters.

Pakistan hit by floods. Malaysian government pledges 1 million USD to aid Pakistan in the spirit of brotherhood.

China hit by floods. Silence.

Dogfighting

Not involving dogs but fighter aircraft. Not real life but video games.

I want an air combat simulator for PS3 now. I miss my Ace Combat on the PS2 but now they've run off to the 360.

HAWX doesn't really cut it for me but hopefully HAWX 2 can improve on that. It's really fun watching the replays to see my aircraft swooping around raining destruction and doom on the enemies. However, it's potential was not realized.

Some hated it, but the boss fights on AC were quite fun, but quite hard. The arcade-ish style was fun, unrealistic or not. HAWX isn't realistic either, anyway.

Ace Combat 6 should have been on PS3, I would have definitely bought it.

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The World Is Too Postive

"Never give up" Seriously? Never ever? Even when the only outcome will be your own painful and horrible death? This is the reason why kids jump of buildings, not because of watching Superman.

The world is too positive. The media likes to keep everyone full of positive vibes with things like "You can sing! Show your talent today at Stupid Competition" This is probably the reason why my friend, Banana even recorded himself singing and posted in on Youtube. Since this is MY blog, I'm gonna say HE CAN'T SING FOR HIS OWN LIFE. Yet, he lives in this surreal world where he truly believes he can. I don't blame him, it's society's fault.

So please learn to observe the limits. Seriously, people's feelings sometimes are less important than making sure they don't throw away their lives pursuing the unattainable.

Rambling

The stick came crashing down and the world went black for Jahid and his body came crashing down. He tried to slow his fall using his hands. It postponed the inevitable for barely a second before his hands gave way and his face was planted into the ground. He was crushed, defeated.

Yadi swung the stick around triumphantly around his head a few times. By downing Jahid, he managed to reinforce the claim of the land of Dirt for himself. He looked around. Already, several faces had popped up on the horizon. Yadi trudged to the border, determined to stake his claim on the land.

"This land is mine and does not belongs to my enemy, Jahid. Whoever attempts to take this land or assist Jahid will be considered my enemy as well" proclaimed Yadi. No one moved.

"Good" thought Yadi "I will be left in peace"

Before he knew it, a group of children crowded at the edge of the Dirt border. He was about to chase them away before he realized that they weren't on his land. "Damn!"

They whispered softly and Yadi ignored them. Soon, the whispers turned into chattering and the chattering turned into full-blown shouting. Yadi couldn't understand everything but he knew that the children wanted to help Jahid, who was still unconscious.

Yaid turned to the adults whom he presumed to be their parents. "If anyone crosses the border I shall club them" he warned. He hoped the parents would restrain their children. The parents remained oblivious and took no action.

Yadi was on full alert, he didn't want any interference.

The children seemed to have stopped their chattering and were massing together. Yadi tensed. The group surged forward towards Dirt and Jahid. Yadi yelled "Go away!" but the group kept on coming.

He raised his club. The stick came crashing down and a child fell. The rest stood in stunned silence for a heartbeat. Then they burst into pitiful cries and implored for intervention from their parents. The parents came marching over demanding Yadi apologize and make up for his 'unjust' act.

Yadi was stunned. How could he suddenly be in the wrong? The children had encroached on his land with malicious intent and yet he was being blamed.

Not knowing what to do, he brought the stick up and it came crashing down again and again.

Peace or No Peace

Why do people love the peace sign?

??

They also love to say goodbye or end their speech/talk/bullshit by saying "Peace to the world" or something similar.

But other times, they tell others to "F*** off"

Then they threaten to "beat the crap out of you"

If they feel insulted, you better "watch your back"

Then they say "peace, bro"

I love their logic.

I admit that promoting peace is actually a good thing and if everyone promotes it we should be encouraging right?

But similar to Earth Hour, it's all talk and no action. Showing the peace sign and wishing peace doesn't hold any meaning anymore, similar to how the teachers force us to wish them a 'good' morning.

Anyway peace is just a non-violent state of war.

I Hate Shopping

I hate shopping.

I hate going into the store and being forced to make a decision : to buy or not to buy? or which to buy? The sheer number of choices frighten me. Blue, yellow, indigo, rainbow stripes .... I can't decide. The one with a 1 pocket or 2 pockets? Sometimes, I don't even know if i need it.

I hate shop assistants. Some are too friendly. Some are too helpful. Some do not help at all. Some fail at helping at end up obstructing. Mostly I wish they would leave me alone until I ask them something. But then if I'm in a specialist store I'm afraid of sounding like a complete idiot and just clam up.

Basically I hate shopping.

All That Stands In The Way Of Freedom Is Bullshit

I'm talking about my 'freedom'. No, not freedom of speech or anything like that. The bullshit in question is Pendidikan Moral and Pendidikan Sivik dan Kewargenegaraan. In english it's Moral Studies and Civics And Patriotism Studies.

These are the only two papers left of my mid-year exam and with all the other subjects out of the way, PM & PSK really seem like total bullshit. We learn about morals and civics and loving others and national pride... They have TWO separate subjects for this. WTF

I think I could probably write more but I have to go memorize 20 moral values now.

Bahasa Malaysia/Bahasa Melayu

^^ Malays themselves are not sure what it's called. How bad can a language get?

They say it promotes national identity. Most Malays speak a whole different slang that is incomprehensible. We are supposed to just smile and wave while pretending to understand?

They say it's a beautiful language. I'm not going to argue. But if it's so beautiful it will survive on its own. No need to promote it.

They want Science and Mathematics subjects to be taught in BM. BM is not a technical subject. It just won't work. Quote Tun Dr. Mahathir "If they teach Science and Maths in Bahasa, all future generations of Malaysians will be stupid"

5 Things

1. If you can't speak English(or Mandarin), shut up! These are the two most widely spoken languages. If you can't speak(and write/read) either one, stay in the jungle.
2. Sleep is good. All other stuff can wait(unless it involves life/death).
3. Facebook is NOT life. It is a PART of life. Don't do everything on it and don't put so much importance on it. NO, it is not social interaction.
4. Swear words do not emphasize anything. They don't help at all. "Tiu" and "Fuck" all you like.
5. Being smart is a good thing, not a bad thing. Being stupid and hating intelligence is a bad thing.