Top 10 reasons why geeks make good boyfriends.
10. He actually puts in effort to make you happy, instead of thinking that you should be happy just to be seen with him.
9. When your away from him, you know he's probably at home reading, surfing the net or talking about the latest Pentium Processor
8. Finally, someone who knows how to fix that darn blue screen. You don't have to ask your colleagues and look like a total IT idiot. And look you can change your screen saver...
7. If your a bimbo, you can sleep easy at night cause you know your kids will at least have SOME level of an IQ.
6. Due to his lack of a social life and copious amount of porn downloads, he will more than likely be a better lover cause he will know more moves and actually watched the Karma Sutra taking down notes on the best kinda positions.
5. The G-spot isn't a myth, he knows where it is, will strive to find it, stimulate it, will not give up until you have multiple orgasms. Trust me, for a someone who built his own PC, installed and troubleshoot Windows, stimulating your G-spot is a walk in the park.
4. If your pretty, he will feel he's the luckiest guy in the world and treat you like a lady.
3. He understands your buying needs.
FYI, the reason he buys that new thing-a-whatsit, with the latest in GPRS,WAP,EDGE,WiFi, can synchronize with his fridge,laptop, washing machine and the kitchen sink...well its the same reason why YOU need to buy that black dress that is identical to the 24 other black dress you have.
2. He's probably a Virgin and is disease free.
1. Now you really know you got the best deal during any Sale. Not only did you spend 5 hours shopping around, but with him, you will also have the online link that proves its the best price!
So having a geeky boyfriend isn't so bad.
[modified(slightly) and reposted from depthsofthecloset.blogspot.com]
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